Food baby

Heheh :DDD

Today I went to Cosmo. We had buy one get one free vouchers from a newspaper, and I'm sure many other people did as well as it was packed full of chavs and students. I'm surprised I didn't see more Chinese people, as they usually jump at the chance of discounted food. I'm so full I can barely move out of my chair and it took a humungous effort to climb up the stairs. I hope no one punches my food baby as I think it would go into labour. Cosmo's this Chinese buffet place which is one step higher than Wing Wah, and when it first opened it was Really Nice, but now it's Kind of Manky. Although they do have nice starters and desserts- however me and my sister saw them prepare the little individual cakes by opening another packet of ready made cake and putting whipped cream on them. Haha. I love the Eton Mess (basically a load of cream and meringue and berries), and I had one of the first servings so it was untouched and really nice but I deliberately took my scoop straight from the middle to mess it up *giggle*. I'm waiting for the stomach to deflate.

I have a new, absolutely awful Physics teacher, and he is absolutely awful, I'm making my dad complain to the school about how absolutely awful he is at teaching. He has a really annoying Birmingham accent and NO CHIN, and he always dresses like a bartender and he's really creepy, and basically he hasn't taught my class anything, except that he has a guinea pig named Boris. I used to love Physics with my old teacher, but NOT ANYMORE. All he does is undo anything and everything we have already learnt, so now the Physics filing cabinet drawer in my brain is all mushed up and scrambled like an egg D: I am usually a model student, and usually sit attentively and try hard etc. but HE makes me deliberately shout out in class and ask stupid questions, so now he thinks I'm an idiot which I don't really care about cos I think that HE is an idiot. GAHH. Plus, he's bald. Why do I always end up with naff teachers? I also have rubbish English, Biology, Chemistry, IT and French teachers, although they aren't quite as terrible as Mr Roach (his name suits his sliminess). It hurts more when you used to have a great teacher and they get taken away from you. Who hires these crap teachers?

I feel the food coma coming on, you know- after eating excessive amounts of food, you get overcome with drowsiness. I may go to bed. Smell you later.

Today I missed the bus.




I didn't bother running for it because I knew my shoes would fly off and I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of the people on my bus. Even though none of us talk to each other, and we all sit there awkwardly with our iPods in our ears.

Once, I forgot my iPod and it was the most awkward hour ever. Under my seat, I started to make the awkward turtle hand sign. With one hand.

I never know where to look on the bus. I usually end up staring at a point past the person in front's head. Or reading the signs they put up around the bus (Got Chlamydia? Drop into the clinic!)- it's awfully kind of them to do that though. It's especially awkward when you're stuck among a strange group of people and they start talking around you but you don't want to look like you're listening in on their conversation.

Although the other day this really hot guy was "messing about" with this Year 7 and it was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing, but I was on my own so I was getting a lot of funny looks. When I'm walking on my own (which I of course, never am, being the socialite that I am), I often find myself thinking of a hilarious memory from earlier on, and start laughing to myself. Or I think of  ridiculously funny jokes/ observations, but there is no one to share them with me... so I laugh to myself.

Oh no, I see the first signs of dementia coming on.


When I'm eating as well, I always think of something disgusting that the food looks like, and completely put myself off my food. For instance, yesterday I was eating the school cottage pie and halfway through I realised it looked like diarrhoea. Was nearly sick. Although surprisingly when other people say disgusting things when I'm eating (vomit, bogies, periods etc.) I don't usually get put off. It's just when I think of it myself. Hmmmmm.


Haven't posted for a while.

It's the first of February.

My birthday is in exactly 20 days. I'm not doing anything for it.

I wanted to go to Cadbury's World but it costs too much and my parents say I would have to pay for it myself :( NO WAY. I'm broke.


Today I ate a whole bag of Lidl chocolate coated peanuts by myself. They were nice.